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Eating Roadkill in West Virginia

November 30, 2014

Imagine coming home after a long day at work. You detect an odd but intriguing scent from the kitchen as your partner yells, “Dinner’s ready!” You sit down at the table and your partner slides a plate of strange-looking meat in front of you. “What are we eating tonight, sweetie?” you ask. Your partner replies, “Opossum, honey! I ran over him this morning!

Such a scene, while unusual and disturbing to most, would be perfectly legal under West Virginia law. Did you get that? Here it is again: West Virginians are permitted by law to scrape roadkill off the road, take it home, and eat it.

It’s important to note that not all West Virginians take roadkill home and eat it, but they could if they wanted to. Everyone else in the country is forced to keep driving after running over an animal. Instead of chowing down on flattened squirrel, drivers from the other 49 states must settle for pizza, pasta, or another truly unpalatable dinner option.

Every year, Marlinton, West Virginia hosts the Roadkill Cook-off and Festival. Past winners include the porcupine stew and teriyaki marinated bear. You’ll be relieved to know that festivalgoers do not eat real roadkill; rather, they eat clean meat from animals that belong to the same species as common roadkill victims.

If you hit an animal on a West Virginia highway, don’t be upset; you might get a tasty supper out of the experience! Hopefully a chicken decides to cross the road in front of you; or better yet, a lobster riding a cow. Surf ‘n’ turf, anyone?

If a Tucson police officer pulls you over for attempting to take home roadkill, or if you are accused of a more serious crime, let Tucson lawyer Janet Altschuler defend you in court. Attorney Janet Altschuler has successfully argued numerous cases and can help you face your charges head on.

This article is part of a collection of The Most Ridiculous Laws in the United States! Some of these laws are downright hard to believe. Do you know what might be illegal in your state?


Watering Your Lawn on an Odd-Numbered Day in Minnesota is a Crime

November 20, 2014

When you water your lawn, do you think about your house number? How about the date on your calendar? If you’re planning on moving to Minnesota, you must have these details in mind or else risk a fine.

Many towns in Minnesota institute something called “odd-even sprinkling.” On odd-numbered calendar days, only even-numbered addresses may water their lawns. On even-numbered calendar days, only odd-numbered addresses may turn on the sprinkler. Why can’t even-numbered addresses water on even-numbered days and odd addresses water on odd days, you ask? Don’t be ridiculous!

Since some months have 31 days, you might be thinking that people with even-numbered addresses get to water their lawns for an extra day, and thus have an unfair advantage over folks in odd-numbered dwellings. Fortunately, Minnesota lawmakers have anticipated this discrepancy by banning all watering on the 31st. Also, some cities have banned watering between the hours of 11am and 3pm, as that’s when the water is most likely to evaporate rather than soak into the soil.  

Yes, it’s kind of complicated. To recap, a Minnesotan must consider his house number, the day on the calendar, the time of day, the position of Mercury, the number of freckles on his mother’s left arm, and the current value of Indian Rupees before watering his lawn.

Unfortunately, this law does nothing to prevent Minnesotans from over-watering their lawns on their designated watering days as compensation for non-watering days. Still, Minnesota’s strange watering laws appear to save water. It’s a good thing, too—after all, Minnesota doesn’t have an overabundance of lakes or anything.

Such a strict law might actually be useful in Arizona, where water is in short supply. If you are accused of a crime in or around Tucson, let Janet Altschuler and her legal team help you mount a strong defense.

This article is part of a collection of The Most Ridiculous Laws in the United States! Some of these laws are downright hard to believe. Do you know what might be illegal in your state?